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iPhone 5C: The ‘C’ stands for ‘Chubby’

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It has been almost a week now since Apple announced their two new iPhone smartphones in the form of the iPhone 5S and iPhone 5C. Ever since, there has been a lot of speculation as to what exactly the ‘C’ stands for…

Many speculated that the ‘C’ in the iPhone 5C stands for ‘cheap’, but since it is only $100 more affordable that the latest flagship, the iPhone 5S, it is quite unlikely, so what does it stand for? Well, Apple claims ‘color’, but I believe that the ‘C’ stands for ‘chubby,’ not the ‘conspiracy’ that it has brought forth. Why ‘chubby’? Well, the iPhone 5C is 8.97mm thick, a whole 1.37mm thicker than its predecessor. By definition, chubby means plump and rounded, which are the exact words that I would use to describe the iPhone 5C. It feels firm in the hands, more rounded that ever before, smooth as a baby’s bum.

Sure, this is somewhat satirical of me to write, but come on, think about it. The iPod has featured colors before, no one called it the iPod Nano C, so why now? iPhone 5C(hubby) I tell you!!! Chubby chasers, Apple is keeping an eye out for you…

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Written by Dion Guillaume

September 16th, 2013 at 12:05 pm